when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
Those are some long dogs
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
hey guys!! so, if you’ve been following me for a while, you might know that i happen to be in a long distance relationship. unfortunately, we have never met and im hoping to fix that soon!! so im going to open up commissions in hopes that i can raise enough cash for bus fare, lodging, and food before i try to get there.
prices are listed above!!
unfortunately, there are some things i will not draw, those being extreme nsfw (boobs and butts and the like are fine), extreme gore, mecha/tech/etc, noncon, and anything affiliated with my phobias (if i get too uneasy or anxious while drawing something, i’ll let you know and we can try to work something out.)
while the examples above are all homestuck, of course i’ll take commissions relating to all fandoms! apparently all im capable of drawing in my spare time is hs, however. im a wreck.
if something you’d like doesn’t have a set appearance (ie homestuck kids/humanstuck, humanized mlp, wtnv, etc) i will go by my headcanons unless you specify otherwise.
thank you for reading this!! if you’re interested, please send me an ask off anon or email me at email@example.com. even if you’re not interested or you can’t afford something, could you please try to spread the word? thank you so much!!!!
Message from the asexuals: you are surrounded. We are closing in.
This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day